The Rusty Guide to  WarPC 's Future  by Rusty  Guntz

 

Ah Yes , it's football season and everybody's affected.... well not Ol' rusty here ! I'm gonna give you a little peek into the future projects that have been "considered" for the future of WarPC . Skimming through the files ... I came across an interesting file entitled 'Chris's Wish List' . In it were names of people Chris had planned to interview for the next few weeks . And what an impressive list too ! It includes : George Clooney , Tom Cruise , Michael  Jackson , Martin Short , Pamela Anderson's lost silicon breasts . Too bad though , besides all the names there is a word spelt : pending . 

 

Next I flipped the file again and reached the new idea page - some very interesting ideas were written there , for example : 1.putting up free porno in the main page to increase site traffic 2.Putting up more free porn to increase site traffic and 3.putting up more free porn to increase traffic . Well , even though I found the idea to be absolutely absurd ..... I wouldn't mind visiting a site giving away free porn . 

 

Further flipping , brought me to the 'Rusty development plan' ... which I never knew about . Well , let's see , first there will be a renaming of the section from rusty connection to 'Al's Porn section' . Then , there will be a hiring of a descriptively ; 'pimp' will a very strong online presence as well a huge 'interest' in the porno-normal . Finally , a 'radical' design to the section to remove all rusty connection articles and everything related to it including Rusty Gu.... WHAT THE HECK ??!! Hey !! How the Fu--- Article Ends Here---- <G.Young>  


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