THE STAFF OF WARPHOBIA
IT'S ONLY BEEN 2 WEEKS SINCE MY FIRST WORK ON WARPHOBIA , AND TO TELL THE TRUTH , I AM STILL VERY UNFAMILIAR WITH THE STAFF HERE . SO THE PAST FEW DAYS , I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW THE REST OF THE PEOPLE HERE BETTER . FOR A START , I HAVE APPROACHED EACH AND EVERYONE AND HAD A NICE LITTLE CHAT WITH THEM .....
WITH AUTHOR NO3L :
RUSTY    > SO WITH DID YOU HIRE ME ?
AUTHOR > IS THIS REALLY NECCESSARY , I GOT A LOT TO DO YA'KNOW .
RUSTY    > YEAH THIS'LL TAKE  ONLY AWHILE , SO BACK TO MY QUESTION .
AUTHOR > WELL , FIRST OF ALL , I DON'T HAVE TO PAY YOU , AND YOU'RE TRAPPED
                IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE INSPIRES YOU , MAKING YOU A GOOD
                CANDIDATE FOR THIS PAGE .
RUSTY    > OH REALLY ?? O WOW , YOU ARE SOO INSPIRING .... SIGN HERE ! SIGN HERE !
AUTHOR > *WHISPERS*BLOODY NUTCASE .... YEAH WHATEVER ....

WITH CHRIS :
RUSTY > SO CHRIS WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO WORK HERE ?
CHRIS  > GODDAMN , MAJOR @$$ ,FREAKIN' SENT ME TO @#&$ ...
RUSTY > HEY CHRIS ?? YOU HEAR ME ?
CHRIS  > HUH ?! THE F@#$ DO YOU WANT ! YOU @$$LIC#$$BLOODY DAMN ......
                              --CUT OFF BY CENSORSHIP DEPARTMENT --

AS MY RESEARCH WENT , I FOUND ..... NOT MUCH ABOUT THE STAFF BECAUSE I GET IGNORED SOMETIMES ... WELL MAYBE MOST OF THE TIME ... HMMM , ANYWAYS , I CAUGHT UP WITH OUR NEW COLLEGUE - GARY YOUNG , THE NEW "NEWS EDITOR" OF THE SITE ......

WITH GARY :
RUSTY > HEY YOU'RE MAY YOUNG'S SON RIGHT ?!  WELCOME TO WARPHOBIA !
GARY   > YEAH , WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
RUSTY > LOVE YOUR MOM'S WORK ..... SO HOW'S THE NEW WORKING ENVIROMENT FEEL LIKE ?
GARY   > IT'S JUST A FREAKIN' 486 PC WITH WORD 94 MAN ! IT SUCKS !
RUSTY > YEAH ? I GOT A 286 , PRETTY GOOD HUH .
GARY   > WHAT ARE YOU ?! NUTS OR SOMETHING ?! A 486 IS LIKE STONE-AGE PC MAN !
RUSTY > YEAH , CHECK IT OUT 2 MB'S OF RAM ! HUH HUH !
GARY   > THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN !!
RUSTY > 2 MB HARD-DRIVE , NOT BAD EH !
GARY   > *WHISPERS*BLOODY NUTCASE ......

NEVERTHELESS , MY QUEST TO CREATE A FAMILY ENVIROMENT AMONG THE STAFF IS A TOUGH ONE .... BUT RUSTY GUNTZ DON'T GIVE
UP THAT EASILY !!

EDITOR'S NOTE :  RUSTY WAS "LOANED" TO ME BY THE NATIONAL SANITY ASSOCIATION IN HOPE TO CREATE A BETTER FUTURE FOR HIM .

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