TRIBUTE TO MASTER GOH
EVERY NOW AND THEN , WE COME ACROSS PEOPLE WHO ARE WORTH THE MENTION OR WHO HAVE INSPIRED US TO BECOME BETTER PEOPLE . WE SHOW OUR RESPECTS AND AMIRATION TO THEM IN MANY WAYS AND A TRIBUTE IS CERTAINLY ONE OF THEM . HERE AT WARPHOBIA , IN THE HEAT OF ALL THE WARS AND BATTLES AND HATRED BETWEEN OUR LAID OFF-ED STAFF AND THE EMPLOYER - WE LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT THE GREAT PEOPLE THAT HAVE INSPIRED US IN OUR LIVES .


 

AND WHAT BETTER CANDIDATE THAN MASTER GOH . OBVIOUSLY , THE PICTURE IS NOT HIM , BUT HEY - WE WANT OUR HONOURARY PERSON TO BE TREATED WITH SOME LEVEL OF  *AHEM* RESPECT . NOW ON WITH HIS TRAITS . MASTER GOH IS A STRANGE MAN , HIS CURRENT PLACE OF WORK IS A AS A SCIENCE TEACHER IN ST JOHNS' SANITARIUM .... CORRECTION SCHOOL . HE'S NOT FROM THIS TOWN ... NOT EVEN THIS COUNTRY , BUT HE COMES FORM THE NEIGHBOURING STATE THAT IS MIRI . HE SACRIFICES HIS OWN TIME TO BE HERE WITH HIS INSANE , I MEAN , STUDENTS . AND THE DEDICATION THAT GOES INTO HIS WORK IS UNIQUE IN MANY WAYS .

I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIS SCIENCE LESSON WHICH STARTS " EVERYBODY HAVE BREAST ! EVEN BOY HAVE BREAST , BUT ROSAK ALREADI ! " HE CREATES THE SORT OF FLAIR ABSENT IN MOST BROKEN-ENGLISH SPEAKING TEACHER AS HE IS ONE HIMSELF .

HE GOES " WEI WEI WEI !! THE GURRR OVER THEE-AY ! "
WHEN HE ADDRESSES HIS STUDENTS  " IF YUU TALK AND I TALK , HOW ? HOW ? HOW ? I DONO !! "
AND FOR THE SCIENCE ENTHUSIAST " IF I CUCUK YUU , YUU CUCUK ME , THEN EVERYBODY KANA ! "
AND HOW MANY INSANE , I MEAN , STUDENTS HAVE GOT THEIR MINDS STAIGHT WHEN HE ADVISES THEM " E-R , TIS BOY HERE AH , I TINK DE HORMONE NOT WORKING BAH , NO HAIR ONE ! AND THE BRAIN ALSO , STILL SOOO SMALL ONE ! A-YA ! "

BUT HE IS NOT WITHOUT FLAWS , WHO CAN FORGET HIS MEMORABLE AND NOW INFAMOUS  "FARTING WHILE SITTING ON STUDENTS TABLE AND GOING AWAY AFTER THAT " MANY STUDENTS HAVE FALLEN PREY TO THIS .. ER .. TRAIT OF HIS . IN MANY WAYS , HE HAS BECOME THE MODEL BY WHICH ALL OF US WOULD WANT TO FOLLOW , THE IDOL THAT SURPASSES ALL THE OTHERS . MASTER GOH WE SALUTE YOU AND IF NOT BY HAND WE'LL GIVE YOU THE 21-FART-ON-TABLE SALUTE .

BY RUSTY GUNTZ

EDITOR'S NOTE : RUSTY WAS A FORMER GUEST AT A LOCAL SANITARIUM WHERE HE WAS TREATED WITH HALLUCINATIONS
                            PSYCHOSIS . THE CAUSE WAS THE IRONY OF HIS NAME RHYMING WITH "RUSTY GUNS" - WHICH IS INFACT TRUE
                            IN HIS CASE . RUSTY WAS A PROUD STUDENT OF MASTER GOH AS HE WAS SAID TO HAVE "LIFTED HIS
                            GUNTZ" . HMM , I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS ?

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